Friday, February 29, 2008

Delayed pictures

Sorry these took so long to post...These are pictures from the Sundance Film Festival that we went to with our friends the Adlong's...It was way fun!

Instead of buying hot chocolate--we brought our cocomotion and plugged it in at the bus station! It worked great (even if I was a little embarrassed!)

Main Street in Park City

Thursday, February 28, 2008

This is a hilarious email I got....

Raising boys
The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas...
Things I've learned from my Boys (honest and not kidding):
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq.ft. house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in wi ndows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB &J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
Those who pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without boys do it because:
a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!
b) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

our weekend: by Josh

Thursday morning we left bright and early for our drive to Phoenix for the 2008:

Thanks to Jarrett we had amazing accomadations at:

That night, we heard from Sheri Dew and had dinner at CPK. Friday, Josh heard from Elder Wickman and former Justice O'Connor, and then in the afternoon we went hiking at Papago Park in Tempe with Jarrett.

And if you didn't know, Arizona is known for its sunsets:

Saturday morning Josh went to the conference again, and in the afternoon we went to the Mesa Temple to do sealings.

After the Temple, we drove to meet up with Josh's grandparents who were RVing in Casa Grande, and on our way down we saw this guy in our rear view mirror:

That night, we at amazing Mexican food in Casa Grande with them at Mi Amigo Ricardo's. Then, the next day after church, we had a chance to see some of Josh's artwork from his youth before (and while) we ate:

After lunch, we visited the ruins at Casa Grande:


Monday morning the fun ended when we had to leave at 4:30 am to make it back to Provo for a school project Kiera had that afternoon. But overall, we had a blast in Phoenix and were really glad we got to visit with Josh's grandparents.
Oh, and thanks again to Aunt Penny for the magnetic note board. We put it up before we left and it looks great:

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Living up life

We've been having the greatest time here in Arizona these last few days....We head back to reality tomorrow. We had such a fun time at the Ritz and spending time with Jarrett...Right now we're having a blast with Josh's Grandma and Grandpa in Casa Grande. We've been having so much fun!!!! It's going to be hard to leave!!!
Pictures to come in a couple of days....

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Now this is real living....

So, I don't know if many people know, but Josh is taking me to Phoenix for Valentine's Day weekend and we're staying at the Ritz Carlton. My brother works there and was able to get us an amazing family rate. Needless to say I am way excited and totally looking forward to it! A couple of days ago we got an email from the "Guest Recognition Coordinator" at the hotel...here is the email he sent....This is why I will never be able to look at another hotel in the same way again...(Italics added by me).

Greetings From the Ritz-Carlton Phoenix, Mr. Mclane,

I am writing to welcome you to The Ritz-Carlton Hotel Phoenix and to confirm a reservation that I have for you, arriving at our property February 14th for two evenings. Is there an estimated time that we may expect your arrival to the hotel?

In anticipation of your stay with us, I would like to confirm the details of your reservation to be sure that all of your needs have been met prior to your arrival. At your convenience, please contact me via email or telephone to ensure that you have a personalized Ritz-Carlton experience.

During your time in Phoenix, please confirm if there are any dining, spa, or transportation arrangements that I can pre-arrange. Will you be with us on business, pleasure, or perhaps celebrating a special occasion? Please also confirm if there are any housekeeping requests you may have, including a rollaway bed, a crib, extra towels, pillows, or any allergies to feather pillows or blankets.

Also, our Bistro 24 offers freshly-rolled sushi Monday through Friday during the lunch hour. Please let me know if I can arrange a lunch appointment for you.

Looking for Valentine's Day ideas or wanting to make your stay a little extra special? Please see the attached Romantic Delight Premium Package Guide attached for your pleasure. Should you want to purchase a gift basket, rose petal turndown, or any chocolate item please let us know. It would be our pleasure to arrange this in your room or for your travels. We require a 24-hour notice prior to amenity delivery date.

Feel free to ask for me personally, or anyone in our Guest Recognition office, as it would be our pleasure to assist you. We can be reached at (602) 522-6626.

Thank you and we look forward to welcoming you to The Ritz-Carlton Phoenix!


um....WOW! Now, I have stayed at really nice hotels before, but I don't think that anything compares to the "Ritz" experience! We'll let you know how it all goes...

Day 7, January 4, 2008

Today was the last day of the European Adventure 2007/2008....We had driven from Normandy to Amsterdam (8 hours) the night before getting into Amsterdam around 2 am. Poor Gary!!!! We got up the next morning, some people explored the city, others slept in, others hung around the hotel...We met up with the Cornwell's again and around 11am we made our way to the airport. We flew from Amsterdam to Houston and then Houston to Orange County. We got home around 8pm. It was such a fun trip and, as always, we are already planning our next trip back. Who would have thought I would have been to Europe three times in less than a year and a half! On top of that, who would have thought Josh and I would have been back only four months after we left!!! HAHA! It was really great and we had a blast! Here's a reacap of the seven cities we spent time in during our visit.
Amsterdam, The Netherlands (Holland)

Brugge, Belgium

Blankenberge, Belgium

Paris, France

Versailles, France

Saint Michel, France

Normandy, France

Day 6, January 3rd, 2008

Today we split up with the Cornwell's (who stayed in Paris) to go visit Saint Michele and Normandy. It was such an amazing day! I only wish we could have stayed there longer!

Saint Michele was an abbey (I think) that was built, you know, like a 1000 years ago or something like that...I can't remember the exact date but it was around 1100 AD. As you can see, there is nothing around Saint Michele. It's pretty secluded, which is why it was probably an abbey (or was it a monastery...I can't remember anymore).

It was also used for a prison in the 19th ceuntry...I can see why...It's TOTALLY secluded!A little town was built around it (only 30 people are residents today) and there are TONS of tourist shops and hotels on this TINY little pennisula thingy. At high tide (twice a day) the road floods and the whole thing is surrounded by water. It's pretty amazing!

It turns out that my Uncle Martin and Aunt Eva have stayed at a hotel on Saint Michele! How cool!!!!

After Saint Michele...We headed for Normandy...It wouldn't have been a true adventure without getting lost, so we decided to go ahead and do that for an hour or so...When we did finally find our way it was an amazing experience.


Josh and I had just finished watching "Band of Brothers" a few weeks before. It was a mini-series done by HBO on WWII and on the Normandy invasion...It made the experience all the more amazing for us. I would recommend it to anyone!


It was truly a once in a lifetime opportunity and I would hope that everyone would take time to make a trip there.

We only had time to visit the American Site, but we would have liked to have gone to the British and Canadian sites as well. So, at the American site there is a Museum ...


...Then there is the outdoor site with the 9000+ graves of all of the men killed during the Normandy invasion. The site is right on Omaha Beach, which of the fives beach invaded it was the hardest one to take control of.

The beach has cliffs you have to climb before you can even get up to ground level. German troops were sitting and waiting there for them (Now as you all know, I am over 50% German and so I am not bashing on Germans here...They did what they had to do as did the American troops). One quote in the museum said, (paraphrasing) "My men and I landed on the beach and started up the hill. There were 35 of us that started out, only 6 made it to the top..."

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

I have been tagged...




Stevie tagged me, so here it goes...

WHAT IS HIS NAME: Joshua Ryan McLane

HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN MARRIED: 2 1/2 years today

HOW LONG DID WE DATE: We dated exactly 1 year and seven months

WHO SAID I LOVE YOU FIRST: Josh did--

HOW OLD IS HE: 26

WHO IS TALLER: Josh

WHO EATS MORE: It's a toss up--depends on the situation!

WHO SINGS BETTER: me

WHO'S SMARTER: depends on the subject--anything with accounting or law--Josh

WHO PAYS THE BILLS: Josh

WHOSE TEMPER IS WORSE: Mine

WHO SLEEPS ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BED: looking at the bed - I do; laying in the bed- he's on the right side

WHO MOWS THE LAWN: Some company that the HOA hired

WHO COOKS DINNER: mostly me, ,but Josh does it sometimes

WHO DRIVES: Josh

WHO'S MORE STUBBORN: Josh would say me; I would say Josh--we're still fighting about it:)
WHO KISSED WHO FIRST: He kissed me first--

WHO ASKED WHO OUT FIRST: He asked me out first, but he was too scared so his friend had to do the calling...

WHO PROPOSED: Josh did--on the beach; in San Clemente; at sunset--perfect, I know!

WHO HAS MORE FRIENDS: I think we both have a lot of friends

WHO HAS MORE SIBLINGS: Me

WHO WEARS THE PANTS IN THE FAMILY: That is just a weird question

I TAG: since no one is going to notice this anyways...Kerry, Jessica, Robin, Joy, & Julie